i can’t wait for the song.
let’s see here:oh JAKE
what a MISTAKE
i should have known that you would TAKE
my heart and let it BREAK
oh JAKE
you were such a SNAKE
remember by the LAKE
when you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE
JAKE
you were such a FAKE
you can’t even BAKE
CAKE
oh JAKE
what a MISTAKE
fuck you with a RAKE
i guess I couldn’t MAKE
you love me……………. :””(
jake……..
OH DEAR GOD.
HOLY SHIT OMMFFGGG
JESUS
TAKE THE PRNDL
(Source: 2398471923, via its-a-rubbish-title)
Why did Jay Gatsby cross the road? Because he saw the green light, old sport.
OMG I AM DONE
(Source: deke-it-like-datsyuk, via beccaruski)
Why throw your shirts on the bed when you can RIP THEM OFF.
(via holdonimcallingsomeone)
#such a beautiful place to be with a grande non fat soy latte
the longer you look the funnier it is
Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf
(via amykdala)